Gameweek 38 Preview: It’s Over !!
Written by Niall The Legend Hawthorne We finally reach the end of this turgid, harrowing, depressing, weird, condensed FPL season. To those of you who are winning you should know that this season will...
View ArticleGameweek 1 Preview: Fantasy Football – Bruno or BruNO??
Preview Written by Mr @NiallHawthorne Well Hello…. Nice to see you again. Yes, you. You’re looking splendid. New #FPL accounts may come along with ChattySnaps and Tok-Tiks and Instabook Spaces or...
View ArticleFantasy Football Gameweek 2: Man City, Palace & Leeds to Bounce Back?
Written by Mr. @NiallHawthorne Well that was a nice dull start to the new season, eh? 34 goals, 14 players with double digit hauls and if you had neither Bruno nor Salah, your season is over before it...
View ArticleFantasy Football – Gameweek 3: Manchester United, West Ham and Leicester?
Always at this point of a new FPL season we see proclamations that what we’ve witnessed in GW1 and GW2 is a sure sign of things to come. The die has been cast, the future is set, and nothing will...
View ArticleFantasy Football – Gameweek 4: Ronaldo is back for Manchester United
They say a week is a long time in politics…. Well, in football, an international break is an eternity. Not only have we been forced to wait a full fortnight for the return of Premier League action,...
View ArticleGameweek 5: Fantasy Football Preview
As I type the fallout from the Boris Johnson cabinet reshuffle is dominating the UK news media, but should we be surprised that Boris has decided to do this now? Far be it for me to call the Prime...
View ArticleGameweek 6: Fantasy Football Preview
So, we face our winter of discontent. It’s not like we haven’t been warned. They do say that all the Hollywood movies and TV shows are secretly designed to prepare us for the future. We know what to...
View ArticleFantasy Football Gameweek 7: Chelsea, Leeds and Watford?
Written by @NiallHawthorne I’ve been amused this week by the contrast between Britain and Ireland in relation to the supposed ‘post-pandemic new normal’. In Ireland they were told they’re likely to get...
View ArticleFantasy Football Preview – Gameweek 8: Arsenal, Spurs and West Ham
Written by @NiallHawthorne Yet another international break draws to a close and we can all get back to the real business of FPL, free from these ridiculous breaks to our fantasy football rhythm...
View ArticleFantasy Football Preview: Gameweek 9 – Chelsea, Palace, Wolves and Mo Salah
Farewell Steve Bruce, we hardly knew thee. Actually, that’s bobbins, we know thee only too well. 1,000 games? Man dear, that’s one hell of an achievement for him, and I couldn’t damn him with more...
View ArticleFantasy Football Gameweek 10: Just one Cornet goal!. Give it to me!
Written by @NiallHawthorne It’s that time of the year again when ‘Wintertime’ begins. The Premier League will no doubt unveil it’s ‘Winter Ball’, which is never blue, even though it feels like it...
View ArticleFantasy Football Preview – Gameweek 11
Written by @niallhawthorne This week we’ve seen the majority of world leaders descend on Glasgow to have a chat about, well, saving the planet. David Attenborough scolded them all like children, and in...
View ArticleFantasy Football – Gameweek Preview – Palace, West Ham and Liverpool
After a full fortnight of petty squabbles, promising signs that evaporated into empty promises and prominent figures making themselves look very, very silly, we can now say goodbye to COP26, pretend...
View ArticleFantasy Football – Gameweek 13 Preview
Written by Mr. @NiallHawthorn It’s finally happened. After three years of a frankly bewildering myopia from Manchester United fans, Manchester United ex-players and Manchester United Executives, the...
View ArticleFantasy Football: Gameweek Preview 14 & 15
Written by Niall Hawthorne Hoo Boy is it getting busy! Just your twenty premier league matches between Tuesday and next Monday for us to wrangle with. Therefore, I’m taking the prudent/lazy/efficient...
View ArticleFantasy Football Preview: Gameweek 17 (I Think??)
FPL is currently like being in the ring with Katie Taylor. You’re getting pummelled by punches left, right and centre and there’s very little you can do about it. Every time you think you can come up...
View ArticleFantasy Football Gameweek 18: Will it? Wont it? Who Knows?
Written by Niall Hawthorne On the small off-chance that any football actually happens this weekend, I’m going to give you some tips. This hasn’t taken long, there are only five matches still due to...
View ArticleFantasy Football Preview: Gameweek 20
As we hurtle headlong through the most chaotic, stressful and controversial FPL Christmas period in history, I would like us all to take a step back and realise what’s really important at this time of...
View ArticleFantasy Football Preview: Gameweek 20
As we hurtle headlong through the most chaotic, stressful and controversial FPL Christmas period in history, I would like us all to take a step back and realise what’s really important at this time of...
View ArticleFantasy Football Preview: Gameweek 20
As we hurtle headlong through the most chaotic, stressful and controversial FPL Christmas period in history, I would like us all to take a step back and realise what’s really important at this time of...
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